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Archives for May, 2001

God Sues Celera Genomics Group Using DMCA May 1st, 2001
MTV Airs Retrospective Of MTV Retrospectives Of MTV May 1st, 2001
Microsoft Accuses Government Of Having Monopoly On Lawmaking May 2nd, 2001
Guide To College Majors May 2nd, 2001
Stall B Unveils New Slogan May 3rd, 2001
Bush Says Tax Cut Will Help Animals May 4th, 2001
Existance Of Vagina Discredited May 6th, 2001
Aquilera, Spears' DNA Surfaces On Napster May 6th, 2001
Study: Bullets Kill May 7th, 2001
US Military To Begin Testing New Nerf™ Weapons May 10th, 2001
World Stunned To Learn Women Think They Are Overweight May 11th, 2001
US Demands Return Of Steve Miller Band CD May 11th, 2001
Douglas Adams To Spend Year Dead For Tax Purposes May 12th, 2001
Larry Wall Scores GNUbeat Cover May 13th, 2001
Drug Dealers Annual Summit Kicks Off May 14th, 2001
Study: Not Giving Up Change Linked To Getting Your Ass Kicked May 15th, 2001
Colin Powell To Endorse Colt 45 To Reach Out To Black Community May 17th, 2001
4 Out Of 5 Dentists Recommend Oral Sex Before Bedtime May 17th, 2001
Dems Say Capitol Needs More Bipartisanship; Reps Say Needs More Fuck You May 18th, 2001
Bush Calls For Faith-Based Energy Plan May 18th, 2001
Performance Artist Judges Success By Number Of People Annoyed May 19th, 2001
DEFCON 2 Reached For Historic 500th Time May 19th, 2001
Gale Norton Speaks At NRA Rally May 20th, 2001
Microsoft Reaches Legend Of Zelda Level 7 May 21st, 2001
Bush Seen Chasing Russell Feingold Down Senate Corridor May 23rd, 2001
Human Cloning Perfected May 23rd, 2001
Robert Downey Jr. Named Next Drug Czar May 23rd, 2001
Economics Q & A May 24th, 2001

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