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Fox To Air "When Economies Go Bad"

NEW YORK CITY -- The Fox network has announced it will show a new special, When Economies Go Bad next week. Airing promos over the weekend promises "raw and uncut" footage of the Federal Open Market Committee slashing interests rates to their lowest level in 40 years, Fox said it is expecting record ratings for the event.
    In the ads, narrator Billy Dee Williams assures viewers "these babies have never been so low before, and now you get to see it all." Some internet rumors sites speculate that Fox may show banks lowering their prime rates to the lowest levels since 1972.
    The Fox network, a division of Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. [NASDAQ: NWS], has drawn criticism in the past for its airing of self-made specials When Animals Attack, When Lesbians Attack and When Senators Get Wasted serieses.
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