JERUSALEM -- God's humanity task force, once praised for its creation of the penultimate creation of the material world, human beings, is now being attacked for its refusal to provide a fix for the "pointless war" bug that has plagued humanity for centuries.
    Consumer advocates like the Consumer's Union, publishers of Consumer Reports magazine, are insisting that God provide an update that removes the bug or furnish all future human beings with clear warning labels.
    "This is clearly a terrible mistake," said CU advocate James McDowell. "Man, however marvelous his inner workings, is in modern standards poorly designed and unsafe for use by all age groups."
    Some concerned governments, such as the Palestinian Authority and the State of Israel, have issued statements recently calling for the recall of human beings as soon as possible, and claimed they were "making progress" to that end.