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NYC Residents Can't Help But Laugh At Tampa Crash

NEW YORK CITY -- New Yorkers, who endured the darkest day in their city's history when the Twin Towers fell, have found it difficult to suppress laughter when discussing the attack on the Bank of America building in Tampa.
    "When I first heard the headline, I was terrified," said Samuel Jones, who lives only blocks away from Ground Zero. "Then I heard it was a tiny prop plane that inflicted a minimal amount of damage to the building with no fire or explosion which killed only the attacker."
    Residents also cite that the attack was not executed by an international terrorist organization but just some idiot.

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