LOS ANGELES -- "I used to say that Episode I was the best movie I ever saw," said Bill Regfold of Milwaukee, WI. He continued, weeping, "Now I realize I was only fooling myself to protect my ego. I gave Lucas so much -- so much of my life." He quickly fell into incomprehensible sobs.
    The reaction is typical to even the most die-hard Star Wars, upon learning that Boy Band 'N Sync will have a cameo in the next Star Wars movie.
    The information shocked many fans so deeply they say they now think that Star Wars: Episode I was completely lame and gay.
    "I wanted, really wanted myself to like it," said Jill Fanerry, pausing. "George Lucas should be killed," she said solemnly.