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Van Susteren Emerges, Metamorphisizes

LOS ANGELES -- CNN defector Greta Van Susteren made her debut on upstart rival Fox News network Monday, making an attempt to appeal to extraterrestrial alien viewers by looking just like them.
    Trashing her old, respectable look, wearing more than 46 pounds of makeup, she now looks like Fox hosts Sam Shepardson or any number of other unknown, unrecognizable faces on the network.

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