SEOUL -- Offering to "open up an exchange" with what he called "those evil bastards," President Bush made statements and toured areas of South Korea. The standoff with communist North Korea was never been resolved since the Korean war nearly fifty years ago.
    "We must strive for peace," he said, adding "as if those cruel, despotic motherfuckers even know the meaning of the word."
    Bush had received mixed reactions from his now-famous "Axis of Evil" phrase, which included North Korea. Today he only called them "our friends" and "those shitheads".
    "It doesn't really matter," he conceded. "Those fuckheads are all pretty fucked from all angles, no matter what happens. That is why North Korea has to keep up its part of the bargain of benevolence."