RICHMOND, VA -- According to a pair of joint studies released this week, scientists believe that an early God may have had a learning disability early in his relationship with mankind.
    The studies point to early drafts of the Ten Commandments with simple words misspelled and letters drawn backwards.
    "The symptoms are quite clear," said Dr. Julia Sanford in the science journal Nature. "Temper tantrums, poor acheivement in group work and disattentiveness in playtime are tell-tale signs of a learning disablement."
    Some theologists show a surprising agreement with the findings. "Given the literature, it's more than possible," said Dr. John Halbret, Professor of Theology at the University of Richmond. "God create man in his own image: insane, and prone to long trance-like states without any apparent signs of life."