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"Homicide Bomber" Doesn't Have The Same Ring To It

WASHINGTON, DC -- In a press conferenece today, marketing executives denounced the administration's change of terminology regarding Palestinian bombings.
    "'Homicide bomber'," mused American Marketing Corp exec Charles Tredler. "It just doesn't quite roll off the tongue quite a delicately as
    'suicide bomber'."
    Additionally a group of Yale Professors further denounced the change in New Haven, calling it politically incorrect. "Labelling is one of the worst sociological crimes in history," said Sociology prof. Gloria Aferello. "They should be called 'suicide/homicide bombers' or 'suicide/genocide bombers' to accurately describe their role in their society."
    "Or just 'mad' bombers would work equally well," added Tredler.
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