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Israel "Thinking Outside The Box" With Security Fence

SALEM CHECKPOINT, WEST BANK -- Yesterday Israel began its attempt to think outside the box by boxing in the West Bank frontier with an expensive, 125 mile high-tech "security fence".
    "This fence will creatively destroy any terrorist undertakings before they happen," said an Israeli spokesperson. "Think different!" he added.
    Israel says it is also planning a similar wall to separate the Eastern and Western sectors of Jerusalem. "We have not heard of anyone trying this before, splitting a city in half with a wall," said David Eliezer, a construction engineer working for the project. "It's really a new idea."

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