NEW YORK CITY -- In a corporate scandal that threatens to dwarf even the massive Enron bankruptcy, the WorldCom collapse has initiated the use of new regulatory instruments to manage the colossal adverse selection in corporate bookkeeping, including barring executives from their own accounting records.
    Executives will have to pass a serious of alarms and booby traps in order to reach to their companies’ own financial books, and even then will have to guess codes and passwords or risk facing serious injury. Proponents say executives will visit their books far less frequently and will be too distracted to manage any technical wrongdoing.
    President George W. Bush has also proposed a number of solutions, including posing for photographs and meeting with world leaders.