NEW YORK CITY -- Alan Greenspan and the Board of Governors surprised Wall Street by coming home with an unexpected gift of a half-point rate cut.
    Dow Jones said the gift was "thoughtful" and "very sweet," but with what might have been a touch of resentment. It is still unknown what happened to the $30 trillion in market wealth which has disappeared over the last few months.
    Greenspan has placed an ad in the classified section asking for the perceived wealth to be returned to stockholders immediately, but also assured "no questioned asked" to whomever returns it.