BEIJING -- Disney announced it had won approval to build a SinoDisney themed park in the heart of mainland China today. CEO Micheal Eisner said in the press release, "Our new theme park will break down barriers," adding, "One China, one world- one Disney."
    In addition to all of the old Disney favorites, the new park will offer some new rides as well. On the "Magical Happy Fantasy World" ride, tourists be able to join in on multi-user virtual reality invasion of Taiwan. "We spent an immense amount of work on the feel of the cockpit, the force on the controls and the look of the meters, everything" said the ride's designer, "everything, down to the most minute detail of the attack is completely exact, accurately identical to what the real thing could be like."
    Vacationers who brave the roller-coasters will be able to shout a long list of Government-approved phrases while riding such as "Yowee!" "I love Panda!" and "Drink Refreshing Coca-Cola!!!"