WASHINGTON, DC -- President Bush is under intensive care and severe medical restriction in the White House as doctors discover that he'll suffocate if he doesn't use the words "Iraq" and "9/11" together in every sentence.
    "If the President fails to interject, interpolate, or juxtapose those two memes with every breathe he may suffer from acute rhetorical asphyxiation," said White House Medical Advisor Tom Berlitz.