BALTIMORE, MD -- White House Press Secretary Ari Fleishcer, who is retiring from the post next month, said he was leaving to enter the "private sector." Now we know exactly what that means: ostrich farming.
    "It's really a great opportunity," said Fleischer. "Ostrich meat contains less fat than traditional beef, and their feet can be used to make profitable glue." He continued, "and the growth rate is really something."
    The Press Secretary said he learned about the opportunity in a email advertisement he received before making the announcement to step down.