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SEALS Were Afraid Master Keys Might Be Rigged

WASHINGTON, DC -- Rebuffing criticism that Special Forces officers reportedly turned down offers for hospital keys, instead choosing to break down doors in the dramatic rescue of Pfc. Jessica Lynch, the Pentagon responded this week, explaining that the keys could have been rigged with some kind of explosives or hidden cameras.
    "In a battle situation, anything is possible," said SEALS commander Craig Jameson. "Anything."
    Worst of all the commandos feared that they might be given trick keys that did not actually open doors.
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