Kelly Ripa Threatens NORAD June 13th, 2003
PETERSON AFB, CO -- "My agents had better properly receive the money this time," said Ripa, speaking to NORAD strategic battle commanders on the secret facility's enormous central battle screen.
"Or else this time I won't be so forgiving to USN Lincoln carrier group. They're in the Adriatic, now... let's see..."
Kelly Ripa is an international star known for her popular daytime entertainment show, "Live with Regis & Kelly," on the ABC network. She began her rise to fame with soap opera fans after she appeared on All My Children as Hayley Vaughan in 1990.
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