JERUSALEM -- The state of Israel and the Hamas terrorist group made remarkable joint progress today on the anti-roadmap to peace roadmap, including synchronous escalation of violence and mutual verbal denouncement. The parallel effort is a striking example of unity never before thought possible.
    "Let it be known that we can come together and with one voice and one will and sanely say that we will tolerate no voice and no will can stop the insanity," said Ariel Sharon, who, in accordance with the roadmap, openly taunted Palestinian leader and peace partner Abu Mazen yesterday.
    Abu Mazen agreed. "If we have to come together to tear each other apart, then so be it," he said.