HOUSTON -- Anna Nicole Smith's thighs were arraigned today, for the alleged murder of two Mexican-American males on October 16th 2002.
    Smith's thighs are accused of osmoticizing the two victims, reportedly stopping only to quake violently in apparent tremendous thigh-local belches. Defense attorneys asked that Smith's thighs be tried separately, while prosecution lawyers loudly insisted that they be kept together.
    The trial is the first of its kind since Marlon Brando's buttocks' swallowed Audrey Hepburn.