NEW YORK CITY -- "I have a dream this afternoon," said a GLAAD spokesperson. "A dream about a really hot guy in a tight, wet bathing suit."
    On Thursday the Supreme Court declared state bans on consensual homosexual sex to be an unconstitutional violation of privacy rights, in a 6-3 decision called historic by legal observers.
    "And today, that dream has become a reality. And tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring in the hot, gay sex."