Isolated in their heavily fortified stockade, Federal Reserve soldiers are courageously holding out against enemy forces, yet some say the inexorable defenders are simply running out of ammunition.
    "They're all around us," said a sporadic radio transmission from within the confines. "They're coming in too fast... too many of them... water running low... corpses starting to smell..." The Fed reduced interest rates to 1% on June 25th.
    Leader Alan Greenspan is believed to be alive, though this has not been confirmed. According to rumors, the Board of Governors has sworn to die before surrender.