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Schwarzenegger Promises to Brutally Murder Opponents

SACREMENTO -- California gubernatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger pledged to "annhililate" his opponents, swearing they would be "torn limb from limb" by his "huge metallic limbs".
    "Heat vision will not only only let him see through the duplicity of state legislators, his spokesman told reporters. "It will also help him hunt them down and kill them, individually if necessary."
    The former Austrian bodybuilder has starred in numerous films including Terminator 3 and Terminator 2.

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