CHICAGO -- According to an informal survey performed by the American Dental Association (ADA), 4 out of 5 dentists recommend that patients engage in oral sex once or even twice before bedtime.
    "Everyone should practice oral sex," ADA consumer advisor and Minnesota dentist Dr. Kimberly Harms. "The habit must be maintained and integrated into your daily routine."
    The ADA also suggested oral sex in the morning, oral sex after meals and oral sex in dental office supply closets. "Oral sex is what dentists recommend most," explained Dr. Harms. "Choose oral sex in your supermarket aisle today."
    Alternatively, 1 out of 5 dentists recommend not oral sex but oral-anal contact before bedtime. 4 out of 5 dentists say that shit is nasty and 1 out of 5 dentists are sick freaks.