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Iraq Invades Self

BAGDAD -- According to witnesses, belligerent Iraqi forces crossed over the border into Iraq this morning, again setting off fireworks in the region as US forces vowed to repel them.
    "With murderous Iraqi forces terrorizing the peaceful people of neighboring Iraq, you've got to take a side," said Secretary of State Colin Powell.
    The army promised a response as well. "Our mission here is clear: push back these invaders back to where they came from," said 3rd Brigade commander Col. Gregory Muniz. "We've got to defend the territory."

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