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Marchers Leave Behind Thousands of Discarded Eggs

WASHINGTON, DC -- With Sunday's march comprising the largest ever abortion rights rally with some estimates ranging as high as 1.2 million people attending, sanitary workers in the nation's capital are struggling to clean up the thousands of reproductive eggs strewn all over the place.
    "Women think they can just ovulate anywhere," said Fidel Bennish, an environmental engineer for the Washington, DC Department of Sanitation. "Well, somebody's got to clean it up when the day is done."
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