RAMMSTEIN AFB, GERMANY -- "Force is the only thing these people understand," said Hussein, according to transcripts. Currently in US custody, the detained despot is being interrogated for advice on how to best run Iraq. "You have to hit them hard. You must teach them a lesson," he continued.
    "Saddam's advice is absolutely invaluable," said a US interrogator under the condition of anonymity. "He really knows how to deal with the situations we are now facing in Iraq."