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Hey, Whatever Happened to That Maupin Guy?

NEW YORK CITY -- "Yea, they rescued that one guy," said ABC News' Peter Jennings said of the recovery of American hostage Thomas Hamill in Iraq on Sunday causing some to unexpectedly remember that a US soldier is still being held hostage in Iraq.
    "Wasn't there that other guy they kidnapped a few weeks ago?" Jennings asked. Pfc. Keith M. Maupin of Batavia presumably remains in the captivity of the unidentified group than ambushed his convoy almost a month ago, and "I totally forgot about him," said NBC's Dan Rather. "That's so totally weird. I don't know, maybe we should do a story on him."
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