WASHINGTON, DC -- According to a new report, groups like Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International are "ruining all the fun of war" and "completely soiling an otherwise valiant experience."
    "Atrocities always happen in a war. That doesn't that the International Red Cross had to go telling everyone about it," the report said. Indelibly linking human rights abuses to your side was said to make the experience "less enjoyable."
    "In the story of the war in Iraq, we were supposed to be the knight in shining white armor," said Dr. William Byrnes at Georgetown International, a conservative think tank. "Now, we look like a disturbing, morally ambiguous character." He continued, "Amnesty International totally messed that up."