WASHINGTON, DC -- "It will be so beautiful," said Defense Undersecretary and key Iraq war architect Paul Wolfowitz. According to reports, the US is going to transfer power on June 30th to a fantastic and magical bird. "The Iraqi people will be taken under its shimmering wings of freedom."
    Some say that the bird is an abstract mental image for which there is no evidential reasoning to support its existence. Wolfowitz disagreed a press conference this morning, saying "You just don't understand how it works at all. The bird is powered by love. And when the rest of the Arab world sees the Iraqi people celebrating, it will make them want democracy, too."