WASHINGTON, DC -- Members the Bush team have been spotted on Capitol Hill running amok, trying to get in last minute "swirlees" to Senate Democrats after Senator James Jeffords will drop out of the Republican party handing control of the Senate floor to the Democrats.
    "Come on, you know you want to," Bush urged him while planning an attack, "It's not like we're gonna get in trouble." Jeffords had been under intense pressure from the White House to participate in the activities which he called "barbaric and completely uncool." The administration angrily retaliated by filling his locker with mud and toilet paper, now considered a major blunder by most analysts.
    "Obviously we're disappointed," said Bush in between gleefully "clothes-lining" freshman Senators Max Baucus (D-MT) and Hillary Clinton (D-NY), "That doesn't mean I can't totally rule for a few more hours!"
    As of press time, Cheney and Ashcroft were in the Capitol building basement bathroom reportedly holding Senator Joseph Biden (D-DE) upside down over a flushing toilet while change spilled out of his topics.