SACREMENTO -- California governor and movie icon Arnold Schwarzenegger has formally extended an offer to buy former president Ronald Reagan's soul, sources said.
    "I have everything that God could ever want. He has only one thing I want. Why can't we make a deal here?" Schwarzeneggar was quoted as saying.
    In other news, President Bush begged divine spirits to transmigrate Reagan's soul to his body, saying "please" many times, according to one inside source.