NEW YORK CITY -- "Get in my belly!" shrieked the 300-pound pundit today in front of horrified observers. Moore's documentary, Fahrenheight 9/11, broke box office records for a documentary.
    "I want to eat your baby!" Michael Moore told reporters at a press conference on Monday. He then pointed to a "particularly tasty morsel" in the audience and rubbed his belly in a slow, circular motion.
    One baby's family pleaded for justice on national television. "With people like Moore running around, unshaven and eating babies, there's no telling how low the bar will be lowered," said Cynthia Adams on a CNBC program. "We're just not safe anymore."