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Marlon Brando Kills Martin Sheen

LOS ANGELES -- Film legend Marlon Brando killed Martin Sheen today, according the Reuters news service. The 80-year-old "hunted him down in cold blood, sadistically hacking him to death," a preliminary investigation report said.
    "Brando crept into Sheen's headquarters, slitting the throats of two of his personal security agents," a law enforcement source said. The slaying took place in front of throngs of followers, whom did not resist Brando in any way.
    Christian Brando then fled the scene, according to police.

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