TULSA, OK -- Extra-terrestrial conquerors on an intergalactic mission gleefully said today they have successfully reached Earth's capitol city.
    In a transmission from Tulsa, Oklahoma area Denny's restaurant, the visitors Asmotyar and Kletynestra announced they would "blend in" to the building's summit of obviously international congressional delegates where they would work their way up in the system from their positions at the Denny's until total political control of the planet Earth was realized.
    They swore their intentions were noble. "Regrettably, we have to do this for their own good," explained Kletynestra, "to help save them from the Sun's impending supernova sometime next year."