NEW YORK CITY -- In a breaking story, NBC News reported today that "evil" will always win, "because good is dumb."
    "It sounds strange, but the equations prove it's true," said Clayton Lanphear, a researcher at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, in Berkeley, California. "I may be going out on a context-theoretical limb here, but I think this finding explains a lot."
    Historians say that Richard Nixon may have been re-elected in 1972.