WASHINGTON, DC -- Observers are growing increasingly concerned with the marriage of Aquaman announced Wednesday.
    "How can you expect love to hold when you cannot even breath the same strata? said one onlooker who owns an extremely rare Mary Worth. "Love are a delicate and beautiful thing. And I can't stand to see someone treat it so carelessly." It is noted that this could be exploited as a weakness by Aquaman's numerous enemies, such as the Black Manta.
    Some expect noted volatility if the crisis is not resolved soon.