OGASAWARA -- Researchers were shocked today when, after just announcing the discovery of a live giant squid, a giant squid announced it had photographed elusive terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden.
    "That's right, I've found him," said Ichxxithxh, the giant squid. "It was a difficult journey, and it took a lot of waiting, but I managed to do it."
    Scientists say that the giant squid's elusive habitat — the bottom of the world's oceans — may have given it an edge over locating bin Laden when so many others have failed.