WASHINGTON, DC -- Today the United States issued a stark warning to Iran if it continues its controversial cheese sandwich enrichment program. Iran insists it will continue its flavor-related policies regardless.
    "[That] cheese sandwich is already exploding with flavor," said Vice President Dick Cheney in a speech on Tuesday, who called Iran's program "reckless and irresponsible." "Any continutation of this dangerous cheese enrichment program will lead to meaningful consequences," he continued.
    Previous treaties have limited cheese sandwich enrichment to the original "cheese sandwich club": France, Great Britain, the United States, Russia and China. However, Iran is not a signatory to this document.