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1. Al Qaida Spokesmen: Group is Alive, Except Not Alive from July 10th, 2002
   According to purpoted spokesmen for the Al Qaida terrorist organization, the group is very much alive except for the ...
   
   
2. Still No Word if Bin Laden is Alive from September 11th, 2002
   Authorities confirmed today there is still no word on whether Osama bin Laden is alive or dead. Sources reaffirmed that there is also no word on if he is dead what that means, and if he is alive where...
   
   
3. Al Qaeda Searches for Al Qaeda Links to Disaster from February 6th, 2003
   "We certainly hope there is a connection," said Hussein Al-Jawara, a high-level Al Qaeda commander via a courier. "We're looking as hard as we can." NASA and others have said terrorism is an "extreme...
   
   
4. News Analysis: Al Qaeda Are Assholes from July 7th, 2005
   Astride the news of a horrific terrorist attack in the capitol city of Great Britain today comes a single, clear message: Al Qaeda are soulless bloodthirsty maggots. "The bombings today illustrate th...
   
   
5. Al Qaeda Gets Another Bullet Point for Its Recruitment Flyers from April 30th, 2004
   This morning, the release of graphic photographs of Iraqi prisoners being physically and sexually humil...
   
   
6. Good News: Bin Laden May Be Laughing Self to Death from September 3rd, 2005
   In spite of apocalyptic news from New Orleans, intelligence reports suggest that somewhere in Pakistan Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has "very nearly" choked to death on his own laughter. "There's ...

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